{"title":"The Breakup Care Package","description":"\u003cp\u003eShop \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup care packages\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup baskets\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup boxes\u003c\/strong\u003e, and emotional support gift sets built for the full breakdown-to-glow-up experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost breakup care packages are candles and journal prompts. These are premium bamboo comfort pillows specifically named after the phase she's actually in — not the phase everyone hopes she's in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup care package\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't ask her to be positive about it. The \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup basket\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually gets it. The \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup box\u003c\/strong\u003e that treats heartbreak like the situation it actually is and not a personality flaw to fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuild a setup around a single pillow, combine two in a bundle, or add \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e for extra softness using the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePopular as \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup care packages\u003c\/strong\u003e (210\/mo), \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup baskets\u003c\/strong\u003e (140\/mo), \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup box ideas\u003c\/strong\u003e (110\/mo), \u003cstrong\u003ecare package for friend going through divorce\u003c\/strong\u003e (70\/mo), \u003cstrong\u003ebreak up care packages\u003c\/strong\u003e, and emotional support gift sets for heartbreak recovery, divorce healing, glow-up eras, and sad girl self-care routines.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShop \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-bundles\"\u003eBreakup Bundles\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/divorce-self-care-gifts\"\u003eDivorce Self-Care Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"post-cry-pretty","title":"Post-Cry Pretty","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePost-Cry Pretty — The Glow-Up Era Breakup Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe cried, fixed her mascara, took one suspiciously good selfie, and left the bathroom hotter than she entered it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePost-Cry Pretty is the ultra-soft 20″ × 20″ × 4″ pink breakup pillow for the part after the breakdown—the bathroom-mirror comeback, the group-chat debrief and the morning you finally stop checking whether they watched your story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e, each complete pillow includes one flexible polyester-filled insert and one removable pink stretch-knit cover made of 95% viscose made from bamboo and 5% spandex. Soft enough for the ugly cry. Pretty enough for the recovery era. Emotionally unavailable to anyone trying to circle back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want a Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePost-Cry Pretty does not sit upright pretending everything is fine. It is intentionally relaxed, underfilled and dramatically squishy—because one emotionally unavailable object in the room was already enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe polyester filling compresses when hugged, folds around your body and changes shape under pressure. The pillow wrinkles. It bends. It can flatten when you sit on it and regain volume after it is released and reshaped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the design—not a defect.\u003c\/strong\u003e The wrinkles are included because smooth fabrics have never survived anything interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a soft cuddle and comfort pillow. It is not memory foam and is not designed as an orthopedic, neck-support, back-support, spinal-alignment or posture-correction product. It will not fix the relationship. It will give you somewhere soft to land while you fix your standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinished size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20″ × 20″ × 4″ square pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable cover color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft pink\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable cover fiber content:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% viscose made from bamboo \/ 5% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert filling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 Post-Cry Pretty pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 removable soft pink fitted cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 product care guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Morning-After Upgrade\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePost-Cry Pretty is for the girl who cried at 2:00 a.m., muted the conversation at 2:07 and woke up at 9:00 looking deeply inconvenient to everyone who underestimated her.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is for no-contact nights, dramatic bathroom recoveries, deleting the paragraph before sending it and realizing the glow-up started the moment the excuses stopped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e and use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e to stack compatible removable covers and customize the pillow’s softness and density without replacing the complete pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three means the emotional support now has infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGive Post-Cry Pretty as a \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup gift for her\u003c\/strong\u003e, best-friend breakup gift, breakup care package centerpiece, dorm room comfort upgrade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46664944681181,"sku":"TBUP-20-PCP","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/post-cry-pretty-pink-breakup-pillow-gift-for-her.png?v=1784437926"},{"product_id":"sunny-but-still-mad","title":"Sunny But Still Mad","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSunny But Still Mad — The Breakup Pillow for the Messy Middle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eHealing. Still has opinions about it. Both are true simultaneously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSunny But Still Mad is the ultra-soft 20” × 20” × 4” yellow bamboo breakup pillow for the phase where you’re doing better — but not pretending everything was fine. Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e. Zipper-free design, CloudFill softness, and a color that says “healing with attitude.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Sunny But Still Mad pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable yellow bamboo Cloud Case cover \u003cstrong\u003e(zipper-free — slips over insert)\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote on the zipper-free design:\u003c\/strong\u003e The cover slips on and off over the insert — no zipper seam. Smoother, softer, and sensory-friendly for people who find zipper edges uncomfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003ecompact breakup gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, desk or travel comfort pillow, breakup care package add-on, sensory-friendly comfort gift, or emotional support pillow for anyone healing with attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-care-package\"\u003eBreakup Care Package\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-pillow-ogs\"\u003eBreakup Pillow OGs\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is A Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003eYou’re doing better. You’re still annoyed. Both can be true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46656366772445,"sku":"TBUP-20-SBSM","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/sunny-but-still-mad-yellow-cuddle-pillow-self-care-gift.png?v=1784437925"},{"product_id":"he-mint-nothing","title":"He Mint Nothing","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eHe Mint Nothing — The Clean-Break Era Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe talked like a future and delivered like a free trial.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe Mint Nothing is the ultra-soft mint breakup pillow for the relationship that sounded promising and amounted to absolutely nothing. He made implications. Showed potential. Minted an entire currency of promises—and spent none of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis complete 20″ × 20″ × 4″ cuddle pillow includes one flexible polyester-filled insert and one removable mint stretch-knit cover made from 95% viscose made from bamboo and 5% spandex. Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e for the woman who is not heartbroken anymore. She is mostly offended she wasted that much time translating incomplete sentences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want a Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not memory foam, a bean-filled cushion or a stiff decorative pillow that stands upright contributing nothing. She already had one emotionally unavailable object in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe polyester filling is intentionally underfilled so He Mint Nothing can compress when hugged, fold around the body and change shape under pressure. It wrinkles. It squishes. It may flatten when you sit on it and recover its shape after the pressure is removed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the design—not a defect.\u003c\/strong\u003e The pillow folds around you instead of pushing back. Revolutionary behavior, apparently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a soft cuddle and comfort pillow. It is not designed as an orthopedic, neck-support, back-support, posture-correction or medical product. It cannot provide closure, but neither could he.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinished size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20″ × 20″ × 4″ square pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable cover color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mint green\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable cover fiber content:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% viscose made from bamboo \/ 5% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert filling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 He Mint Nothing pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 removable mint fitted cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 product care guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCold. Calm. Minty-Fresh Boundaries.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe Mint Nothing is for the moment she stops rereading messages looking for meaning that was never there. The receipts have been reviewed. The potential has been written off. Access has been revoked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eShe does not need another conversation. She needs clean sheets, a quiet phone and something soft that does not require her to explain basic communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e and use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e to stack compatible removable covers and customize the pillow’s softness and density without replacing the complete pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three means her support system now has more structure than the relationship did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGive He Mint Nothing as a \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, no-contact gift, divorce gift, clean-break gift or self-care gift for the woman who is officially done explaining herself to someone who never deserved the presentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-care-package\"\u003eBreakup Care Package\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/divorce-self-care-gifts\"\u003eDivorce Self-Care Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is a Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe mint nothing. She finally did the math.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46731056677085,"sku":"TBUP-20-HMN","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/he-mint-nothing-mint-green-cuddle-pillow.png?v=1784437926"},{"product_id":"blue-his-chance","title":"Blue His Chance","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBlue His Chance — Soft Blue Breakup Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe had a chance. Just not another one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlue His Chance is a soft blue 20″ × 20″ × 4″ breakup pillow made for calm detachment, no-contact nights and sleeping peacefully without reopening a door you already closed. Each complete pillow includes a flexible CloudFill insert and a removable 95% bamboo viscose \/ 5% spandex cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIntentionally soft and moldable\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a firm memory-foam or decorative throw pillow. The relaxed polyester CloudFill blend is designed to compress when hugged, fold around the body and change shape under pressure. Wrinkles, soft folds and a collapsible feel are intentional parts of the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlue His Chance is a soft cuddle pillow—not an orthopedic, neck-support, back-support or posture-correction product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20″ × 20″ × 4″ square pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover:\u003c\/strong\u003e Removable soft blue 95% bamboo viscose \/ 5% spandex cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e One pillow insert, one fitted cover and one care guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e and use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e to stack removable bamboo-viscose covers and customize softness without replacing the complete pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBlue His Chance makes a memorable no-contact gift, breakup gift for women, divorce self-care gift or comfort pillow for the woman who decided that some doors should remain closed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-care-package\"\u003eBreakup Care Package\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/divorce-self-care-gifts\"\u003eDivorce Self-Care Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is a Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeace is a better revenge than another text message.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46750841012445,"sku":"TBUP-20-BHC","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/blue-his-chance-light-blue-breakup-pillow-gift.png?v=1784437925"},{"product_id":"revenge-sleepover","title":"Revenge Sleepover Bundle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eRevenge Sleepover Bundle — White Lies + Rest In Petty\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eThe soft era and the villain era, bundled. Because she might be in both simultaneously and that’s completely valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Revenge Sleepover Bundle pairs \u003ca href=\"\/products\/white-lies\"\u003eWhite Lies\u003c\/a\u003e (white bamboo — clean comfort, quiet closure) and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/rest-in-petty\"\u003eRest In Petty\u003c\/a\u003e (black bamboo — emotional finality, no second chances). Two full-size breakup pillows from \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e. One for the soft phase, one for the petty phase. One for you. One for your ride-or-die. Or both for yourself because you contain multitudes and your bed is now entirely yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want Firm Pillows.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. They will not hold their shape like decorative throw pillows from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. Each pillow compresses when you hug them. They wrinkle. They fold in half. They go completely flat when you sit on them and puff back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot neck pillows. Not back support pillows. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. Emotional support pillows. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs (per pillow)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” each (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× White Lies pillow insert + white bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Rest In Petty pillow insert + black bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology — to stack \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Covers\u003c\/a\u003e over either pillow to increase softness and density. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup gift set\u003c\/strong\u003e, revenge sleepover gift, divorce gift, best friend breakup gift, or two-pillow comfort bundle for anyone who needs coverage across multiple emotional phases simultaneously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-bundles\"\u003eBreakup Bundles\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is A Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003eSwitch moods without switching standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46742680961245,"sku":"TBUP-BNDLE-RS","price":130.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/breakup-pillow-revenge-sleepover-editorial-square.jpg?v=1784402338"},{"product_id":"white-lies","title":"White Lies — The Breakup Pillow","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhite Lies — The Breakup Pillow for Accepting Reality Without Pretending It Was Fine\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eClean comfort. Quiet closure. Zero excuses accepted from this point forward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite Lies is the ultra-soft 20” × 20” × 4” white bamboo breakup pillow for the phase where you’ve accepted what happened and you’re done performing confusion about things that were actually pretty clear. Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e — cooling bamboo viscose, CloudFill, machine washable cover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× White Lies pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable white bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. 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Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e with cooling bamboo viscose and CloudFill inside — loud enough for the villain era, soft enough for the crash that comes after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. 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It is not memory foam and is not designed as an orthopedic, neck-support, back-support or posture-correction product.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinished size:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20″ × 20″ × 4″ square pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable cover color:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRemovable cover fiber content:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% viscose made from bamboo \/ 5% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert filling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is included:\u003c\/strong\u003e One pillow insert, one removable fitted cover and one care guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eClosed for Emotional Renovations\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRest In Petty is for no-contact nights, permanent boundaries and the exact moment you realize closure was never going to arrive in a thoughtful paragraph. Sometimes closure is simply getting comfortable and refusing to reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e and use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e to add removable cover layers and customize the pillow’s softness and density. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three means your emotional support now has infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGive it as a breakup gift, closure gift, no-contact gift, divorce recovery gift or self-care gift for the friend who is finally done confusing inconsistency with potential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-care-package\"\u003eBreakup Care Package\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/heartless-behavior\"\u003eHeartless Behavior\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is a Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRest peacefully. 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Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e with cooling bamboo viscose and CloudFill inside. Better without him and she knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Blue-Tiful Without You pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable bright blue bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003eglow-up breakup gift\u003c\/strong\u003e, divorce recovery gift, self-care gift, or emotional support pillow for anyone in the phase where “better” is no longer aspirational — it’s just Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/divorce-self-care-gifts\"\u003eDivorce Self-Care Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/sad-girl-gifts\"\u003eSad Girl Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is A Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003eYou look better without him. You know it. He knows it. Everyone knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47071794168029,"sku":"BWY-20-TBUP","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/blue-tiful-without-you-bright-blue-squishy-cuddle-pillow.png?v=1784437925"},{"product_id":"shady-af","title":"Shady AF","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShady AF — The Silent Phase Breakup Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eSilence. Detachment. Not responding to that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShady AF is the ultra-soft 20” × 20” × 4” heather grey bamboo breakup pillow for emotional control, quiet confidence, and the phase where you stop reacting because you’ve fully accepted what you’re dealing with. Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e. The grey colorway: neutral, controlled, and somehow more emotionally stable than whoever you stopped texting back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Shady AF pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable grey bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. 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Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e with cooling bamboo viscose and CloudFill inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Malibu Revenge pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable hot pink bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. 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The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24” × 22” × 4” (heart shape)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Left On Red heart pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable red bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. 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Some feelings are too big for a standard pillow. This one knows that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 33” wide (oversized heart shape)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Big Smush Energy oversized heart pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. 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Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e. Devastating on the inside. Photogenic throughout. Cooling bamboo outside, CloudFill inside, zero apologies for having emotionally expensive taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. 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Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Crying In Couture pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. 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Support for predictable outcomes. Side-eye included free of charge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47871741788381,"sku":"TBUP-20-CIC","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/breakup-pillow-crying-in-couture-editorial-square.jpg?v=1784437925"},{"product_id":"crying-pretty-acting-petty","title":"Crying Pretty, Acting Petty","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCrying Pretty, Acting Petty Breakup Pillow Bundle\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne for the cry. 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