{"product_id":"bare-minimum-energy","title":"Bare Minimum Energy","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBare Minimum Energy — The Breakup Pillow For Him\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eNamed after his entire personality. Available in 20 inches of bamboo CloudFill comfort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBare Minimum Energy is the ultra-soft 20” × 20” × 4” white bamboo breakup pillow designed for the man who insists he’s fine, has definitely not looked at her Instagram since Tuesday, and is sleeping perfectly well, thank you very much. Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e. Ships in 24 hours — faster than he ever responded to a text.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Bare Minimum Energy pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable white bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMen’s hang tag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003efunny breakup gift for him\u003c\/strong\u003e, divorce gift for men, or emotional support pillow for anyone who shows up technically and expects credit for it. Send it to him. Let it sit on his bed. Watch him name it something else so he doesn’t have to admit he likes it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/for-him-statistically-unlikely\"\u003eFor Him — Statistically Unlikely\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is A Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003eComfort should never be bare minimum. The pillow gets it even if he didn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47875343155421,"sku":"TBUP-BNDLE-BME","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/breakup-gift-for-him-white-pillow.png?v=1777809125","url":"https:\/\/thebreakuppillow.com\/products\/bare-minimum-energy","provider":"The Breakup Pillow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}