{"product_id":"crying-pretty-acting-petty","title":"Crying Pretty, Acting Petty","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCrying Pretty, Acting Petty Bundle — Post-Cry Pretty + Red-Y To Be Petty\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eThe soft era and the villain era. Both at once. In bamboo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Crying Pretty, Acting Petty Bundle includes two full-size 20” × 20” × 4” breakup pillows from \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e — \u003ca href=\"\/products\/post-cry-pretty\"\u003ePost-Cry Pretty\u003c\/a\u003e (pink — the glow-up era) and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/red-y-to-be-petty\"\u003eRed-Y To Be Petty\u003c\/a\u003e (red — the villain era). One for crying pretty. One for acting petty. Both for sleeping in bamboo CloudFill comfort while you figure out which phase you’re currently in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want Firm Pillows.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. They will not hold their shape like decorative throw pillows from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. Each pillow compresses when you hug them. They wrinkle. They fold in half. They go completely flat when you sit on them and puff back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot neck pillows. Not back support pillows. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. Emotional support pillows. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs (per pillow)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” each (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Post-Cry Pretty pillow insert + pink bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Red-Y To Be Petty pillow insert + red bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology — to stack \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Covers\u003c\/a\u003e over either pillow to increase softness and density. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup gift bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e, glow-up gift set, best friend breakup gift, or two-pillow care package for anyone bouncing between the soft phase and the petty phase at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-bundles\"\u003eBreakup Bundles\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-care-package\"\u003eBreakup Care Package\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is A Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003eCrying is temporary. 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