{"product_id":"love-bomb-bundle","title":"The Love Bomb Bundle","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eLove Bomb Bundle — Two Breakup Pillows. Zero More Chances.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s giving “I’ll change.” Limited time only.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe found flowers. He found paragraphs. He found emotional availability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInteresting how none of that was in stock when you were actually together.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eLove Bomb Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Breakup Pillow™ — a two-pillow red and white \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup pillow bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e built for no-contact nights, revenge naps, girls’ nights, post-breakup self-care, and anyone currently watching a man discover communication skills approximately 48 hours too late.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTwo ultra-soft \u003cstrong\u003esquishy cuddle pillows\u003c\/strong\u003e. Two removable bamboo Cloud Cases. Absolutely no additional chances included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's In The Love Bomb Bundle?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 full-size 20” × 20” × 4” Breakup Pillows™\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 red Cloud Pillow + 1 white Cloud Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e2 removable matching Cloud Cases\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUltra-soft CloudFill inserts designed to fold, squish, compress and cuddle\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e95% viscose made from bamboo \/ 5% spandex removable covers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBasically: twice the emotional support with none of the mixed signals.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Official Pillow Set of “I Swear I’m Different Now”\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNothing makes a man more committed to personal growth than realizing you might actually leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly he’s journaling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly he understands your love language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSuddenly the behavior you begged him to change for six months has been patched overnight like a software update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe love a breakthrough.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe just don’t necessarily recommend being there for the beta test.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Love Bomb Bundle is for the part of the breakup where the speeches get longer, the flowers get bigger, and your standards finally stop negotiating with nostalgia.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eA Breakup Gift For Her That Doesn't Say “Everything Happens For A Reason”\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes the reason was simply that \u003cstrong\u003ehe had audacity and Wi-Fi.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf your best friend just got dumped, finally left the situationship, blocked the ex who kept circling back, or has entered her highly deserved villain-to-glow-up pipeline, this is the \u003cstrong\u003efunny breakup gift for her\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually gets used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's soft enough for the sad part and petty enough for everything immediately after it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003ebreakup gift for a friend\u003c\/strong\u003e, funny heartbreak gift, no-contact gift, newly single gift, post-breakup self-care gift, or revenge-sleepover upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLove Bombing Has Never Been This Comfortable.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach pillow uses our intentionally relaxed CloudFill construction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eTranslation?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese pillows are supposed to get messy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFold them. Hug them. Smush them. Collapse dramatically into them after checking something on Instagram you absolutely knew you should not check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCloudFill is designed to compress and move around your body instead of sitting stiffly on the couch like it has somewhere better to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWhich already gives it significantly better emotional availability than your ex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDo Not Buy This If You Want Firm.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not memory foam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot beads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot a rigid furniture-store throw pillow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eNot orthopedic, cervical, posture-correcting, chiropractor-approved, spine-aligning, or remotely interested in your lumbar region.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's a cuddle pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIts professional qualifications include revenge naps, ugly crying, dramatic couch placement, emotional support cuddling, and staying exactly where you left it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAgain: already outperforming somebody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Fabric Is Soft. Your Boundaries Shouldn't Be.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEach removable Cloud Case is made with \u003cstrong\u003e95% viscose made from bamboo and 5% spandex\u003c\/strong\u003e for the buttery-soft, stretchy feel The Breakup Pillow™ is known for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe cases zip off for washing while the CloudFill insert stays protected inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSoft exterior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFirm boundary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCharacter development.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBreakup gifts for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFunny breakup gifts for women\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePetty gifts for her\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHeartbreak gifts for friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNo-contact gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNewly single gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePost-breakup self-care\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGirls’ night breakup care packages\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRevenge sleepovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThe friend who went back twice and is absolutely not going back a third time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch3\u003eRed Flag. White Flag. We're Done Here.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHe can keep the promises.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYou get the pillows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeems fair.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Love Bomb Bundle is two ridiculously soft Breakup Pillows for anyone officially retiring from the unpaid internship of teaching grown men how relationships work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHe said, “Give me one more chance.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe said, “Best we can do is two pillows.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-bundles\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop Breakup Pillow Bundles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreakup Gifts for Her\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-gifts-for-women\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePetty Gifts for Women\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-care-package\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreakup Care Packages\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all-breakup-pillows\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShop All Breakup Pillows\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e ·\n  \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat Is The Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Love Bomb Bundle™ — promises expire. 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