{"product_id":"royal-but-not-loyal-mini-breakup-pillow","title":"Royal But Not Loyal Mini Breakup Pillow","description":"\n\u003ch2\u003eROYAL BUT NOT LOYAL MINI — The Travel Pillow for Men Who Looked Committed and Absolutely Were Not\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLooks committed. Wasn’t.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eRoyal But Not Loyal Mini\u003c\/strong\u003e — the 16\" × 16\" × 3\" royal-blue Breakup Mini dedicated to every woman who discovered that apparently \u003cstrong\u003ehaving a girlfriend and acting single can, in fact, happen simultaneously.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFascinating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe wanted loyalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHe just didn’t particularly want to participate in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo we made something blue in his honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot because we’re sad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause he blew it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoyal But Not Loyal gives you all the soft, squishy emotional support of The Breakup Pillow™ in a smaller, packable size made for couch recovery, hotel beds, girls’ weekends, carry-ons and anywhere the group chat may need to reopen the case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBasically: \u003cstrong\u003ethe only royal treatment he contributed to the relationship.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eTHE BREAKUP GIFT FOR HER “THE AUDACITY WAS MONOGAMOUS. HE WASN’T.” ERA\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for a savage breakup gift, petty gift for your best friend, royal-blue travel pillow or something appropriately disrespectful for the woman who got lied to by a man with entirely too much confidence?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongratulations. Found it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRoyal But Not Loyal is for the stage where the heartbreak has turned into disbelief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause cheating is one thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut cheating while being \u003cstrong\u003ethat mediocre?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s where the insult really settles in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe didn’t lose the love of her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShe lost a man who needed several women to maintain one personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerspective helps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSMALLER PILLOW. 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