{"product_id":"shady-af-mini-breakup-pillow-16-travel-bestie-copy","title":"Shady AF Mini Breakup Pillow — Grey 16\" Travel Bestie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHADY AF MINI — The Travel Pillow for Better Boundaries and Worse Opinions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlock him. Keep the screenshots. Pack accordingly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShady AF Mini\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — the 16” × 16” × 3” ultra-floppy heather gray Breakup Mini for the woman who has technically moved on but would still like the record to reflect that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehe was, in fact, full of shit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe’s calmer now. Smarter now. Harder to impress. Still capable of a devastating side-eye when somebody says, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Maybe he’s changed.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s all the soft, squishy chaos of The Breakup Pillow™ in a smaller, packable size made for hotel beds, couch corners, carry-ons, girls’ weekends, sleepovers and anywhere you may be required to discuss \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe audacity\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e at length.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasically: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ebetter boundaries with carry-on dimensions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE BREAKUP GIFT FOR HER “I’M OVER HIM. I’M NOT OVER WHAT HE DID.” ERA\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooking for a funny breakup gift, a petty gift for your best friend, a small travel pillow, or something for the woman who has finally stopped giving mediocre men the benefit of the doubt?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFound her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShady AF is for the era where the crying has slowed down and the forensic analysis has begun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe doesn’t want him back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe does, however, have \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003efollow-up questions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd screenshots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeveral screenshots.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSMALLER PILLOW. SAME FUCKING AUDACITY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e16” × 16” × 3” Mini Size:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Small enough for carry-ons, hotel beds, dorm rooms, couch corners and emergency exits from questionable situations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUltra-Floppy Squish:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Intentionally underfilled so it bends, folds and collapses instead of sitting there rigidly contributing nothing. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe dated enough of that already.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemovable Bamboo Cloud Case:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft, stretchy bamboo-viscose blend cover in heather gray with a hidden zipper. Subtle color. Loud opinion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCloudFill Inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Lightweight, compressible polyester fill made for squeezing, folding and recovering from conversations that should have ended three red flags ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Travel Bestie:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Bed. Couch. Car. Hotel. Carry-on. Girls’ trip. The weekend away where everyone finally admits they hated him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIMPORTANT: MINI MEANS MINI.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is our 16” × 16” × 3” Breakup Mini — intentionally smaller and flatter than our full-size 20” pillows.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is ultra-soft, floppy, foldable and travel-friendly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003enot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e firm, rigid, memory foam or orthopedic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe made something squishy enough to pack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot structural support for another emotionally unavailable man.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHAT YOU GET\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1× Shady AF Mini pillow insert\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1× Removable heather gray bamboo Cloud Case\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1× Care guide\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBORING BUT IMPORTANT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 16” × 16” × 3”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eColor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Heather Gray\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCover:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Removable bamboo-viscose\/spandex Cloud Case\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFill:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft polyester CloudFill\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeel:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Ultra-soft, floppy, squishy, foldable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold; tumble dry low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMoved on. 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