{"product_id":"shady-af","title":"Shady AF — The Breakup Pillow","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eShady AF — The Silent Phase Breakup Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-lead\"\u003eSilence. Detachment. Not responding to that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShady AF is the ultra-soft 20” × 20” × 4” heather grey bamboo breakup pillow for emotional control, quiet confidence, and the phase where you stop reacting because you’ve fully accepted what you’re dealing with. Made by \u003cstrong\u003eThe Breakup Pillow™\u003c\/strong\u003e. The grey colorway: neutral, controlled, and somehow more emotionally stable than whoever you stopped texting back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-disclaimer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Buy This If You Want A Firm Pillow.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeriously. This is not memory foam. Not beads. Not hollow fiber. It will not hold its shape like a decorative throw pillow from a furniture store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolyester CloudFill Blend is engineered to be soft, moldable, and collapsible on purpose. It compresses when you hug it. It wrinkles. It folds in half. It goes completely flat when you sit on it and puffs back up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat is the entire point.\u003c\/strong\u003e We intentionally underfill every pillow so it folds around you instead of pushing back at you. It feels like hugging a very soft cloud that also happens to have a petty name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot a neck pillow. Not a back support pillow. Not chiropractor-approved or spine-aligned or orthopedically anything. An emotional support pillow. There is a difference. One helps your posture. The other helps when someone you trusted completely disappeared after three months of acting obsessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-specs\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 20” × 20” × 4” (square)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 95% Bamboo Viscose \/ 5% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill Blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInsert Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Shady AF pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1× Removable grey bamboo Cloud Case cover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare guide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcase Cover\u003c\/a\u003e to use the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCloud Case Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e — our one-of-a-kind layerable technology that lets you stack bamboo pillowcase layers to customize softness and density without replacing the pillow. One layer is soft. Two is softer. Three is emotional support infrastructure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a \u003cstrong\u003epetty gift for women\u003c\/strong\u003e, emotional reset gift, post-divorce self-care gift, or emotional support pillow for anyone entering their “seen it, understood it, not responding” phase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-links\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/breakup-gifts\"\u003eBreakup Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/best-sellers\"\u003eBest Sellers\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-pillowcases\"\u003ePetty Pillowcases\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/petty-gifts-for-women\"\u003ePetty Gifts For Women\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/divorce-self-care-gifts\"\u003eDivorce Self-Care Gifts\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/what-is-a-breakup-pillow\"\u003eWhat Is A Breakup Pillow?\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/case-layering-system\"\u003eCase Layering System\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/reviews\"\u003eReviews\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/faq\"\u003eFAQ\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tbp-sign\"\u003eIf you have to explain it, they wouldn’t get it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Breakup Pillow","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47088229318877,"sku":"SAF-20-TBUP","price":79.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/1007\/4845\/files\/shady-af-black-breakup-gift-for-her-luxury-cuddle-pillow.png?v=1781294715","url":"https:\/\/thebreakuppillow.com\/products\/shady-af","provider":"The Breakup Pillow","version":"1.0","type":"link"}