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The core is deliberately not packed to capacity. That empty movement space is the feature: it lets the fill shift when you squeeze, fold, bunch, or lean into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FIRM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eAUTHORIZED FOR\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCouch deployment:\u003c\/strong\u003e movies, games, strategic avoidance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePost-gym decompression:\u003c\/strong\u003e muscles worked. Emotional processing postponed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGaming recovery:\u003c\/strong\u003e respawn horizontally.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRoad-trip co-pilot:\u003c\/strong\u003e rides silent. 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