{"product_id":"the-side-piece-34-long-cuddle-pillow","title":"The Side Piece — 34″ Long Cuddle Pillow — PREORDER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePREORDER — Shipping in November\/early December 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tbp-desc\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Side Piece — 34″ Long Cuddle Pillow\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eExclusivity was never the selling point.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a side piece you can bring home without turning the group chat into a fucking emergency meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eThe Side Piece\u003c\/strong\u003e — the \u003cstrong\u003e34-inch-long cuddle pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Breakup Pillow™.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore length to wrap your arms around. A soft, compressible body to pull close. A removable stretch-knit cover for the part of your routine that actually deserves repeating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSomething to put your leg over without lowering your standards.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHY IT CUDDLES BETTER THAN YOUR EX\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore pillow to hold.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe elongated shape gives you room to hug it against your chest, drape an arm over it, or curl a leg around it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBed. Couch. Entire season of a show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt will not ask whether you’re “still watching” with that fucking tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt squishes into the cuddle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft polyester CloudFill™ compresses when squeezed, giving The Side Piece a relaxed feel instead of the resistance of a firm bolster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou can pull it close without feeling like you’re spooning the couch arm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft fabric that stretches with you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe removable cover is \u003cstrong\u003e95% viscose made from bamboo \/ 5% spandex\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt stretches as you hug and compress the pillow, keeping the surface soft and flexible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally, a bed companion who can adjust.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe cover is removable and washable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nTake it off for washing and put it back into your cuddle rotation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo cryptic disappearance. Just laundry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePICK YOUR SIDE PIECE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePost-Cry Pretty · Soft pink\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYou had a breakdown. You still look better than everyone involved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlue His Chance · Powder blue\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThey had their opportunity. You have the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShady AF · Heather gray\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nYour intuition would like an apology from everyone who called it overthinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDON’T EXPECT A FIRM BOLSTER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Side Piece is made for a soft, squishy cuddle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt compresses. The fabric wrinkles. Its shape changes when you hug it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not a rigid decorative bolster, firm body support, or orthopedic positioning pillow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe made something you can cling to without your friends staging an intervention.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBORING BUT IMPORTANT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLength:\u003c\/strong\u003e 34″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long bolster-style cuddle pillow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Post-Cry Pretty pink, Blue His Chance powder blue, or Shady AF heather gray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCover:\u003c\/strong\u003e Removable; 95% viscose made from bamboo \/ 5% spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFill:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester CloudFill™\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft, relaxed, squishy, and compressible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHAT YOU GET\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 The Side Piece pillow insert\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 removable fitted cover in your selected color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne complete long cuddle pillow. 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